Trying to get knocked up

Me and the husband have been trying to get knocked up very casually. I attempted to be an ovulation nazi initially, but that caused a way too much trouble I would rather not get into. This time I figure I will try in a more subtle manner. I bought my little fertility books today and hopefully this will help. I know I am ready to have children when I "accidentally" shop for infant clothing and actually put the stuff in my shopping basket, only to come to my senses before I hit the register to pay for items for a phantom baby. The goal is to get pregnant within the year. If not I will again become the ovulation nazi. After years of NOT trying to get pregnant, I thought this pregnancy thing would be way easier, but it isn't.