4 out of 4 tests agree

Siditty is pregnant. Me, siditty, pregnant. I will go to the doctor to confirm it but it seems me and the hubby are pregnant, and I made the mistake of telling my mother who is trying to run my pregnancy via phone. I have no idea what I need to eat, or do, or even how to be a parent. This is so crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please CPS don't take my child(ren) away!!!