My Boobs Hurt!!!

I just had to make that announcement you all needed to know. My titties hurt. My breasts are swollen and hurt, with a bra, without a bra. This is to go on for nine months. I don't know if I can do it. I got up out of bed to go to the bathroom, and I swear my boobs feel as if they are ten pounds a piece and hurt like all get out.

On a side note, I made the mistake of watching Birth Day on Discovery Health. I saw a head come out of a woman's twat. I realized at that moment I was going to do that, and I don't think I can. I am keeping the baby in me for as long as possible, I can't have a big old giant head come out of my little twat, I just can't. Please for the love of God can they knock me out or something. That show did convince me I wanted an epidural.

Per the Chinese Calendar, my child will be a girl. Let's see what the Dr. finds out :)