My Mother's White Man Crush

This is my mother's white man crush. Of all the white man in the world she chose Steve Wilkos of the Jerry Springer show? It is creepy to know she even has white man crushes, I like to think of my parents as asexual and who have no attraction to anyone, including each other.

Steven Wilkos is not cute to me, I guess she is liking him because he looks tall, I guess like me, my mother likes the tall guys, what the hell I know she likes tall guys she is 5'4 and my dad is 6'3. But he is not cute, but my mother is constantly watching Jerry Springer and talking about how horrible it is. Now I know why she is watching Jerry. YUCK!!!!!!!!