Why men should be scared of a good weave and make up

This girl is absolutely gorgeous. She has the perfect model body, the long flowing weave, and her make up is flawless. I would venture to say most men would find this chick to be ideal. Us regular looking chicks wouldn't have a chance compared to this girl. Men would knock us down to get to her.

Imagine taking that gorgeous woman home, and waking up in the morning next to this:

Seriously, why is it that men in drag can look like supermodels and have a bodies that I would die for? Why can't I look like him? If I could get a body like thatl, I would be so happy!!!!!!!