2009-02-24

Yahoo! Chat Fun

On occasion when I log into my Yahoo email, I get random folks who want to chat. I love to chit chat with folks I know, or at least those who are familiar with my blog, but sometimes I just get completely random folks. This is one such conversation. This guy did admire my other blog, but for completely different reasons than other folks. I think this post was his reason for adding me to his list of friends on Yahoo.

For your entertainment, I am sharing this chat with you:

mojtaba adab (4:47 AM): hi
mojtaba adab (4:47 AM): m 27
mojtaba adab (4:47 AM): can i chat with you
sidittygal (4:48 AM): do I know you?
mojtaba adab (4:48 AM): no
mojtaba adab (4:48 AM): i just found your yahoo id at armpit site
sidittygal (4:48 AM): armpit?
sidittygal (4:48 AM): what is an armpit site?
mojtaba adab (4:49 AM): armpits-fetish.com
sidittygal (4:49 AM): oh nice, someone has tricked you, I am not into armpits
mojtaba adab (4:49 AM): there i saw a site,i think that site was yours
mojtaba adab (4:50 AM): my fetish is hairy ladies
mojtaba adab (4:50 AM): i mean natural
sidittygal (4:50 AM): oh well I am not hairy or natural
sidittygal (4:50 AM): I am sorry
sidittygal (4:51 AM): I posted on a blog a post about deodorant and used an armpit picture, but it wasn't me
sidittygal (4:51 AM): sorry
mojtaba adab (4:51 AM): realy?
sidittygal (4:51 AM): really
mojtaba adab (4:51 AM): no problem
mojtaba adab (4:51 AM): any way

Notice after realizing I don't do armpits, he is still trying to find someone to chat with online.


mojtaba adab (4:52 AM): i am looking for lady to be my friend
sidittygal (4:52 AM): I am married and pregnant
mojtaba adab (4:52 AM): can i be your friend?
sidittygal (4:52 AM): I probably wouldn't make a good friend
mojtaba adab (4:52 AM): why
mojtaba adab (4:52 AM): friends can help themselves

How the hell do friends help themselves?

sidittygal (4:52 AM): I am married, pregnant, not into armpits, and I am not natural
sidittygal (4:52 AM): I am hairless
mojtaba adab (4:53 AM): but you are human
sidittygal (4:53 AM): yes I am, we all are I hope
mojtaba adab (4:53 AM): yes
mojtaba adab (4:54 AM): this is enough for me
mojtaba adab (4:55 AM): your baby is boy or girl?
sidittygal (4:56 AM): I am not sure yet
sidittygal (4:56 AM): I will know in a few weeks
mojtaba adab (4:57 AM): pleasant for you
mojtaba adab (4:57 AM): how old r u?
mojtaba adab (4:57 AM): me 28

He seems to be getting older as we have this conversation, he was 27 initially.


mojtaba adab (4:58 AM):
sidittygal (4:58 AM): I am 33 and married
sidittygal (4:58 AM): are you married?

Notice how I keep mentioning I am married?

mojtaba adab (4:58 AM): yes

Surprise, he is married too. Does that stop him from chit chatting? Of course not.


sidittygal (4:59 AM): how does your wife feel about your armpit interests?
sidittygal (4:59 AM): Do you have any kids?
sidittygal (4:59 AM): or pets?
mojtaba adab (4:59 AM): my baby is son,my wife is at 6th month
mojtaba adab (5:00 AM): then i will have kid
mojtaba adab (5:00 AM): his name will be :ARMIN
mojtaba adab (5:00 AM): ARMIN means safe and pleasant
mojtaba adab (5:01 AM): i'v told to my wife to not shave her armpits
sidittygal (5:01 AM): wow
sidittygal (5:01 AM): congrats
sidittygal (5:01 AM): are you happy to have a son?
mojtaba adab (5:01 AM): thanks
sidittygal (5:01 AM): armin is a nice name
mojtaba adab (5:01 AM): i will be happy to have a kid
mojtaba adab (5:02 AM): healthy kid
sidittygal (5:02 AM): yes that is all I want is a healthy baby
mojtaba adab (5:03 AM): son or daughter is not matter
mojtaba adab (5:03 AM): what do you prefrer?
mojtaba adab (5:05 AM): this is my weblog: http://mojtabaa dab.persianblog. ir/

I can't read this blog, but the number of random children pictures is a bit alarming.

sidittygal (5:06 AM): wow, interesting pics,
sidittygal (5:06 AM): I can't read it though, sorry
mojtaba adab (5:06 AM): yes
mojtaba adab (5:06 AM): but there r some english text also
mojtaba adab (5:07 AM): under blue flower and under monkey too
sidittygal (5:07 AM): oh ok
mojtaba adab (5:08 AM):
mojtaba adab (5:08 AM): thats my photo on the top right corner
mojtaba adab (5:09 AM): did u see me?
sidittygal (5:10 AM): yes I did
sidittygal (5:10 AM): hey I gotta go
sidittygal (5:10 AM): be back on later ok
sidittygal (5:10 AM): bye bye
sidittygal (5:10 AM): nice chatting with you.
mojtaba adab (5:10 AM): ok
mojtaba adab (5:11 AM): nice too

I went invisible at this point. I didn't feel like waiting around for him to beat around the bush to ask for cybersex.