2009-09-30

What Tyler Perry Movies Have Taught Me





They have taught me that professional black men are evil. They will cheat on you and beat you. The best thing to do is go out and get a bus driver, mechanic, or someone who welds. If you are a lawyer, you should specifically seek out a mechanic who lives in poverty with three children and a crazy ex-wife who lives with an evil drug dealer. I thought mechanics made good money, but in Tyler Perry world, they are the poorest of the poor. Bus drivers however, bank big bucks, enough for a classic mustang and an awesome loft that those who make six figures couldn't afford.



I have learned that white men are the devil, and as a black woman you are so desperate for one, you will lie, cheat, and steal to get him and his money. Your blue collar black husband is too good for you. You are a gold digging harlot being the white man's concubine.





I have also learned that a black men will choose a crack head with a criminal record over a lawyer. That professional woman is conniving and evil. I also learned again a white man is evil and will use you.